I am Grand Loremaster Nuruk von Shadowblood the Destroyer of PuGs and I am in your news, spreading propaganda about the Warlock Bunnies of DOOM creating alts to spam you with gold farmer ads!

You say you wish to join our most extreme & elite band of... Disregard that last statement, just know that upon acceptence, you shall witness horrors which no person should be exposed to. One of these dreaded entities being my personal tool of suffering... The Macro Welcome. You have been warned!

None may challenge the Yetihood!

Our top story today comes from an eye witness report from a very credible source, Warrhawk.

According to Mr Warrhawk he was being his normal quiet self just doing his dailies when all of a sudden the terror of Greymane, a Miss Sabrielle, swept down out of the sky wearing "nothing but a hawt pink thong and nipple rings". She then proceeded to toss snowballs at this innocent bystander all the while muttering something about white bears and teapots. Then without pause she swept him up and drug him through every horrible low level dungeon she could find to put this poor poor soul through hours and hours of torment. She then mysteriously dissapeared off into the night. Mr Warrhawk suffered only minor neurological injuries and was able to raid the next day, though his guild mates did have to drag him kicking and screaming through the instance portal.

Hey guys in the process of setting up this new site. Any suggestions or comments feel free to let me know or post on the forums. Oh and looking for someone with a bit of artistic skill to make us a new banner for this site. I would love you forever if you could help

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Aly